Missing Patron

Our Patron is MISSING

• Name: Arthur B. Sellers III

• Occupation: Tycoon of Industry (Rollercoaster Empire)

• Description: Garish green suit, comically round head

People on a Mission’s distinguished patron of cash, Arthur B. Sellers III, appears to have suffered a severe multiversal fracture during a routine inter-dimensional trip to Bank of America. He and his $1,000,000 check are vital to P.O.A.M.’s continued future-stemming and past/present realignment initiatives — without which the NOT so distant future is surely lost.

Help us find him

People on a Mission needs your help locating all 6 A.B.S. manifestations in order to reunify his form on this plane — and deposit his check in the P.O.A.M. Mission Control account. Thanks to reports from your fellow concerned citizens, we know that his manifestations have been spotted across San Francisco and small corners of the internet.

If you see him in any of his many forms, please text a photo of him to (415)466-3291